Yeah. If you're using laptop, try pouring some water on the keyboard, that should fix it.
If it's desktop, go to bathroom, fill the tub with water, open the case of the computer and throw it in, please make sure it's still plugged into the socket.
It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. What's even better is to weaponize your words to destroy anyone who dares challenge you.