We were talking in clan and somehow the intergalactical invaders took over the server. I, an intellectual, was prepared for it because I listen to Alex Jones.
It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. What's even better is to weaponize your words to destroy anyone who dares challenge you.
10:33 PM The hamster powering our server unfortunately passed away after 15 years of service. Please join us for a moment of silence to honour his memory.
10:40 PM Please brace for masive lag while we're trying to revive our server. If anyone's got a hamster, even an old or limp one, please let us know immediately - we'll hold a new diamond event to fund the aquisition.