Now, listen. I know since you hung around totok, tmac, loyalty, lama/angel (doesn't matter, angel plays both characters lol) and all those other guys for a while and that took its toll on you, it's obvious your brain cells have all stopped working so I'll explain this to you very slowly:
1) It's not Hitler, it's Fevzi Çakmak, a Turkish Field Marshal and the pride of our army. If I ever hear you disrespect him like that again I'm going to make sure you spend every day in this game with multiple solumir's mirrors on you. So much so that yours boys' moneys will end, but the mirrors will keep coming.
2) Yes, they aren't so bright. Why do you think they have to set times for events? You think they log in and manually end some events at 23:59? No, of course not. Did you ever see a trade fair being reset? No. You know why? Cause they can't even bother manually resetting them. Did you realize some events were late? Like anniversary event? No? I'm not surprised.
3) Obviously you weren't around when those items would stack and last an entire year, so I'm not gonna go into that.
4) Please piss me off again, I beg of you. I need some fun for myself, I want to make you and the entire clan you're in my plaything.