Legend: Legacy of the Dragons Forum

1. A human, a magmar and a Iguaron walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Welcome friends, can i get you anything?" The human replies:" I would love a celebration punch, so i can strike fear into my enemies on the battlefield!" The bartender fetches the punch. "And for you?" he says to the magmar. They reply: "Just get me a big pouch of salt, so i can scatter it later, after my crushing defeat." The bartender, although a bit confused, puts the pouch of salt on the table. He turns to the Iguaron: ...