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Says more about where you stroll though...Speaking of beards, I was strolling around the net and I can't help but notice the very strange familiarity of this pic to someone so dear to us all...
Soo yeah, it has a white beard, pretty aged and white skin tone.. Will you share your thoughts about this?
Says more about where you stroll though...Speaking of beards, I was strolling around the net and I can't help but notice the very strange familiarity of this pic to someone so dear to us all...
Soo yeah, it has a white beard, pretty aged and white skin tone.. Will you share your thoughts about this?
Get a life I mean, an eternal one.
this my fave thread XD (cnim pls dont . just dont.) :loL:
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"i have good news and bad news,'' the defense lawyer says to his client.
"whats the bad news?"
the lawyer says, " your blood matches he DNA found at the murder scene."
"dammit!" cries the client. "what's the good news?"
"well," the lawyer says, "your cholesterol is down to 140."
"i have good news and bad news,'' the defense lawyer says to his client.
"whats the bad news?"
the lawyer says, " your blood matches he DNA found at the murder scene."
"dammit!" cries the client. "what's the good news?"
"well," the lawyer says, "your cholesterol is down to 140."
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"i have good news and bad news,'' the defense lawyer says to his client.
"whats the bad news?"
the lawyer says, " your blood matches he DNA found at the murder scene."
"dammit!" cries the client. "what's the good news?"
"well," the lawyer says, "your cholesterol is down to 140."
rofl !!! , mellon , man u rock !!
Here I have one:
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
I don't always suck at games, but when I do, I blame the lag, weather, chair, screen, cat, dog, light, game.
This one is good too.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
I don't always suck at games, but when I do, I blame the lag, weather, chair, screen, cat, dog, light, game.
there is a chain like riddle or jokes whatever you call them
1-how to put a giraffe on a refrigerator?
+open the refrigerator door and put giraffe in it later close door.
2-how to put a elephant on a refrigerator ?
+open the refrigerator door , take giraffe from inside and put elephant in it and close door
3-the king of forest makes a meeting and calls all animals who live in forest but one of them missing who is that ?
+ elephant because you put it to refrigerator.
4- you need pass a river but there is too much crocodiles on it how you pass it ?
+ you can wait them to go to lion's meeting. later you can swim and pass that river.
i try to translate them from my language not sure good or bad translate or maybe there is someone translate them to my language before thats what i was read
1-how to put a giraffe on a refrigerator?
+open the refrigerator door and put giraffe in it later close door.
2-how to put a elephant on a refrigerator ?
+open the refrigerator door , take giraffe from inside and put elephant in it and close door
3-the king of forest makes a meeting and calls all animals who live in forest but one of them missing who is that ?
+ elephant because you put it to refrigerator.
4- you need pass a river but there is too much crocodiles on it how you pass it ?
+ you can wait them to go to lion's meeting. later you can swim and pass that river.
i try to translate them from my language not sure good or bad translate or maybe there is someone translate them to my language before thats what i was read
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