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Alysanne [11]
Samuel / 
Pymen I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
THEQueenOfSheba [4]
PaxMind [5]
-Lilah- [11]
_Kenshiro_ [14]
Monday, April 18th 2022, 6:26pm
1 . Sheara I remembered her different
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The excuses of the players who suffer a defeat are so many, it is never their fault if they lose!Let's not fool ourselves. Everyone, more or less, has at least once made use of one of these 5 excuses to justify a bitter defeat:
1 This game is full of bugs!
2 The game has changed, it was better before
3 the keyboard or mouse did not work
4 The opponent is a hacker he cheatedLast but not least we have one of the most feared specters by online players, lag
5 LAG as well as one of the hottest excuses at stake and the mother of all excuses. Whatever provider you have, any type of line and configuration, it doesn't matter. There is always this annoying latency to ruin every single online game.
If we players were all Zen Buddhists it would be easy to manage every lost game with serenity, perhaps analyzing the mistakes made and trying to draw a lesson from them.
but no ... and do you know why? Because online gaming (yeah come on, you have to admit!) Tends to turn humans into pissed-off werewolves.
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The excuses of the players who suffer a defeat are so many, it is never their fault if they lose!Let's not fool ourselves. Everyone, more or less, has at least once made use of one of these 5 excuses to justify a bitter defeat:
1 This game is full of bugs!
2 The game has changed, it was better before
3 the keyboard or mouse did not work
4 The opponent is a hacker he cheatedLast but not least we have one of the most feared specters by online players, lag
5 LAG as well as one of the hottest excuses at stake and the mother of all excuses. Whatever provider you have, any type of line and configuration, it doesn't matter. There is always this annoying latency to ruin every single online game.
If we players were all Zen Buddhists it would be easy to manage every lost game with serenity, perhaps analyzing the mistakes made and trying to draw a lesson from them.
but no ... and do you know why? Because online gaming (yeah come on, you have to admit!) Tends to turn humans into pissed-off werewolves.
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Fennex [4]
Monday, April 18th 2022, 7:27pm
Jokes
1. An army of Kretches suddenly invaded the Dartrong Square. The Elder Verkiry out of Panic are asking the young Warrior. Elder:"Oh dear, what are we gonna do young Warrior". Young Warrior: Old man, how many times do i have to tell you, remove the Lump of Cheese from the Dartrong Shop -.-!
2.A Veteran Demon Hound were attacking you! Out of Panic you were looking for an old fossil in your Backpack to throw in order to Distract this puppy to run away safely. Then you realised you allready sold them on Auction Hall
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1. An army of Kretches suddenly invaded the Dartrong Square. The Elder Verkiry out of Panic are asking the young Warrior. Elder:"Oh dear, what are we gonna do young Warrior". Young Warrior: Old man, how many times do i have to tell you, remove the Lump of Cheese from the Dartrong Shop -.-!
2.A Veteran Demon Hound were attacking you! Out of Panic you were looking for an old fossil in your Backpack to throw in order to Distract this puppy to run away safely. Then you realised you allready sold them on Auction Hall
Volta [9]
Monday, April 18th 2022, 7:52pm
1.
Golats The Vampire walks into Dartrong Shop and asks for bread.
The clerk recognizes him and asks: “Aren’t you a vampire?”
Golats replies: “Yes, I am.”
To that the clerk responds: “Well, then I have much better stuff for you than bread. Butcher brought fresh blood sausage, Kodrag liver, turkey blood, pork blood - whatever you want!”
The vampire says: “No, thanks. I’ll just take the bread.”
The clerk, surprised, asks: “Pardon my curiosity but why bread? I never imagined vampires liked bread so much.”
Golats leans closer to the clerk and conspiratorially whispers: “There is a huge mage fight in Dartrong. I want to dip.”
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Chigrik The Thief broke into my estate yesterday night to search for my gold so I woke up to help search as well
Golats The Vampire walks into Dartrong Shop and asks for bread.
The clerk recognizes him and asks: “Aren’t you a vampire?”
Golats replies: “Yes, I am.”
To that the clerk responds: “Well, then I have much better stuff for you than bread. Butcher brought fresh blood sausage, Kodrag liver, turkey blood, pork blood - whatever you want!”
The vampire says: “No, thanks. I’ll just take the bread.”
The clerk, surprised, asks: “Pardon my curiosity but why bread? I never imagined vampires liked bread so much.”
Golats leans closer to the clerk and conspiratorially whispers: “There is a huge mage fight in Dartrong. I want to dip.”
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Chigrik The Thief broke into my estate yesterday night to search for my gold so I woke up to help search as well
Anikaaa2110 [6]
Tuesday, April 19th 2022, 11:54am
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The beginnings of training young warriors.
The Chief Kort asks the inexperienced fighter: Where did so many kretchs bodies come from? You just learned to fight!
Apprentice: From a warrior of the Intense clan!
The Chief Kort: Does he know about it?
Apprentice: Yes! I just got away from him.
2. It is a mem:
https://postimg.cc/XG5Fw2Jn
The beginnings of training young warriors.
The Chief Kort asks the inexperienced fighter: Where did so many kretchs bodies come from? You just learned to fight!
Apprentice: From a warrior of the Intense clan!
The Chief Kort: Does he know about it?
Apprentice: Yes! I just got away from him.
2. It is a mem:
https://postimg.cc/XG5Fw2Jn
Wednesday, April 20th 2022, 4:27pm
1. A human, a magmar and a Iguaron walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Welcome friends, can i get you anything?" The human replies:" I would love a celebration punch, so i can strike fear into my enemies on the battlefield!" The bartender fetches the punch. "And for you?" he says to the magmar. They reply: "Just get me a big pouch of salt, so i can scatter it later, after my crushing defeat." The bartender, although a bit confused, puts the pouch of salt on the table. He turns to the Iguaron: "What can i get you?" The Iguaron replies: "GWWAAAGAGAGAAAAAAA" , stabs all three of them and steals their money.
2. How can you tell the difference between a lvl 2, that only just discovered the game, and a lvl 2, that is a veteran player returning after a long break? The Veteran lvl 2 has already visited every location of the opposite race and complained at least once in main chat, that you can not leave the starter village at lvl 1 anymore.
(If you are offended by the first joke feel free to let the human and the magmar switch places
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2. How can you tell the difference between a lvl 2, that only just discovered the game, and a lvl 2, that is a veteran player returning after a long break? The Veteran lvl 2 has already visited every location of the opposite race and complained at least once in main chat, that you can not leave the starter village at lvl 1 anymore.
(If you are offended by the first joke feel free to let the human and the magmar switch places
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-TITI [8]
Starfarer [7]
_esKorpioN_ [10]
Friday, April 22nd 2022, 5:40am
EVENT] Month of Jokes »
1) Coming from a fierce battle 
, I say to chief kort, I have returned from the people of the south, from your enemies the Magmar .gif)
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to which the Commander says, Magmar?
They have never been my enemies,,, to what I say, right? ,,, well now yes! . .gif)
2)I was walking through the dayligth square
,,, and I see the wife of a member of my clan with the craftsman ostap 
,,, I keep walking and in the delvays square I see my friend and I tell him 
,,, I have seen your woman with ostap... and he tells me.. don't worry my wife went to put horns on my barbarian helmet...
, I say to chief kort, I have returned from the people of the south, from your enemies the Magmar .to which the Commander says, Magmar?
They have never been my enemies,,, to what I say, right? ,,, well now yes! . 2)I was walking through the dayligth square
,,, and I see the wife of a member of my clan with the craftsman ostap ,,, I keep walking and in the delvays square I see my friend and I tell him ,,, I have seen your woman with ostap... and he tells me.. don't worry my wife went to put horns on my barbarian helmet... 
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