just a random movie / show rant for a laugh

Justeen [18]

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Saturday, May 4th 2019, 6:36am

just a random movie / show rant for a laugh

06:28 Justeen: ok i need a thought..... i took animation , im 43, i seen and watched a **** ton of movies / cartoons / porn etc....so

06:28 Justeen: why is it that when ever a hero lands on a distant realm << they are like MILES away for where they want to be and have to walk there

06:29 Justeen: like friggin seriuosly land the gawd dam plan 5 ft from the destination make life simple

06:30 Justeen: every movie etc ive watch this aLWAYS happens like hey go save the worl but you cant park close by

XD i know this is not a "movie law" by any meansjust from my studies but this always happens XD

any ideas XD

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best pour spare glass :sneak: im on my way :dance:

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cnR [20]

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Saturday, May 4th 2019, 10:24am

I dont know if it is a movie law or not but you better puff puff pass.

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GastarbeiteR [20]

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Saturday, May 4th 2019, 4:15pm

What kind of movies are you talking about?

Action, sci-fi and other kinds of movies full of fights, battles and all that stuff: To keep the vehicle out of the action so that it doesn't get damaged (If you REALLY want to know why, watch Avengers: Endgame, the scene where they have to get the van)

Porn: I don't know, I'm not a sick person who watches something like that where the main actor/actress parks the vehicle somewhere far away and then keeps humping his/her counterpart until they reach the main "action" zone and then start getting down to business there.

Animations: It be like that sometimes, One Punch Man, Family Guy, Simpsons, all of those should be good examples of why one should keep the means of transportation far, far away from the main action place.

Key word here is damage. You don't want your only way of escape, when things get worse, to be in the middle of the action or somewhere close to it, you'd most likely want to put it somewhere you can find but your enemies can't so you can just hop on in it, kick the tires and light the fires.

That gotta be it.

It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. What's even better is to weaponize your words to destroy anyone who dares challenge you.

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Justeen [18]

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Sunday, May 5th 2019, 8:01am

@cnR

perhaps if i smoked and didnt drink i could / would pass

@gassy lol :lol:

ill give you this much it makes logical sense but however they never go back to the vehicles :lol:

so there in why the Frig park so dam far away
and just cause you mentioned it

1 porns healthy XD lol someone gotta watch so those people can get paid and eat lol
and i only put it in there cause most of our "populous" is filled with nerds / pervs

just watch chat XD LMFAO :lol: